If Jeff Foxworthy performed at the White House Correspondent's dinner...

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Courtesy of Potomac Flack and the wonders of this Facebook group:

Sadly, this falls into the "it's funny because it's true" category.

You might be a Hill Staffer if:

? Indy is not a form of music
? No one looks at you funny when you sleep at the office
? A perfect boyfriend/girlfriend is someone who can actually put up with your work hours
? You know that perfect person doesn't exist
? You work insane hours for little money. . . And you love it
? Your friends visit your office to make sure you're still alive
? Therapy is something you wish you could get for free after the election
? Your track record, has nothing to do with sports
? Your best friend's name is Blackberry
? You have played some kind of sport in your office at least once (i.e. baseball, kickball, football, basketball, etc.)
? You have come to work when you look like you're about to keel over and die
? And you did it by choice
? Your car doubles as a closet during campaign season because frankly, you're not quite sure when you'll get home
? You have gone 48 hours plus without sleep
? Your desk kind of reminds you of the movie Twister, well after the tornado hit
? You watch either 24 or the West Wing compulsively
? When your power goes out or your telephone is disconnected you immediately blame it on the Democrats, or Republicans
? You have encountered at least 3 volunteers whom you are sure escaped from a Mental Institution
? All your friends say how "professional and cute" you look while you're running around on your blackberry trying to prevent Armageddon
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