Recently in Work Category
So, this past summer construction started in the building I work at. Of course, this requires the installation of drywall. Now, I am sure the building owners chose the best contractor for the job. I don't care who puts up the wall, so long as it isn't a cube and doesn't crush me in a horrific building collapse like that episode of House where they spent the entire hour treating the wrong patient and at the end you realized that the woman they thought they were treating was dead and her husband had been holding the hand of a coworker the entire time.
Andrew...you're rambling...
Ok, ok. Back to the drywall. So, in the DC Metro Area there is a union, the Mid-Atlantic Regional Council of Carpenters. They're none too pleased that we may or may not have hired a non-union contractor to put up drywall. These guys are so Tom Cruise Batshit Crazy(tm) that they want to unionize the entire drywall industry in DC. They actually broke off from the AFL-CIO because they didn't think the AFL-CIO was aggressive enough. Yes, you read that right. This union is a splinter group from the AFL-CIO, which they believe is not liberal enough for their interests. Plus, they're pissed that their union members are losing work to non-union contractors, so I have a picket line of unemployed drywall workers outside banging on drums, chanting incoherently, and walking in a circle...
...or do I?
I knew something was off. These aren't union members, they're homeless people hired by the union to work the picket line.
They've OUTSOURCED THEIR PICKET LINES!!!
So, where are all the union members?
They're working.
On the other hand, the homeless protester rythym section gets better every day. They even have a bucket drum kit now. I guess that's how you get to protest at Carnegie Hall. Practice, practice, practice.


